And Now, a Brief Pause for Insurance Reality

Intrauterine insemination is not a member of team good according to our insurance coverage booklet. Apparently IUI flirts with the dark side of medicine, spending its days shooting up black tar heroin and stealing SUVs with its uncovered procedure friends, abortion, acupuncture and face lift.
Constance, a kleptomaniac with unopened mail, tore into the benefits packet, [...]