Unteachable Lesson #1: It’s OK to Do Illegal Things Sometimes

Today I committed forgery, but the person’s name I signed on the very important document told me it was OK. In fact, it was downright necessary in order to expedite a process that needed some expedition. At least that’s how I’ve rationalized it.

I also found a mango in my backpack. I wonder if that’s some strange karmic sign?

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3 Responses to “Unteachable Lesson #1: It’s OK to Do Illegal Things Sometimes”

1. Angie, on July 24th, 2009 at 3:04 pm Said:

   That’s ok, mom commits forgery every week-I don’t think the bank would cash a check dad actually signed since she’s been signing his name so long:)

2. Matt, on July 24th, 2009 at 3:15 pm Said:

   Maybe I was wrong. Maybe it is teachable AND I learned it from my mother. Good point, Angie.

   It’s only a matter of time before Nola’s signing my name to phony insurance policies and car loans.

3. Dirk, on July 27th, 2009 at 11:36 am Said:

   Oh for sure. Mango = forgery. That’s standard symbolism. You can find it in any book on dream interpretation.

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