A Haiku for My Baby Mama On Her 32nd Birthday

Today marks the beginning of Constance’s 32nd year on this glorious planet and everyone who is lucky enough to know her knows how much better our world is with her in it. Perhaps the best part of getting older - or the best part of Constance getting older as it may be - is that every year that passes brings me closer to having known her for the majority of my life. It might seem arbitrary, but I get excited for the day when the scales tip in my favor.

She didn’t really want anything, so instead of trying to find something that she didn’t know she desired, instead I got her 32 each of 3 of her favorite things:

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And tonight, we’ll cap it all off with 32 pieces of her favorite food:

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I am so thankful to have Constance in my every day and to be lucky enough to share the family I’ve always wanted with the person who makes me better and happier than I ever imagined I could be. Thank you, Constance, for turning 32 and for sharing 12 of those years with me.

And now, without further ado, the icing on her proverbial birthday cake: the haiku-verse poem.

32 For You
What’s in a number?
You are not binary, love,
And you suck at math.

But you rock at love
Like Brett Michaels on TV
Only prettier.

Those are not wrinkles,
Those are lines of distinction.
Let’s eat some cake now.

Happy Birthday, Constance!
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8 Responses to “A Haiku for My Baby Mama On Her 32nd Birthday”

  1. Happy birthday, Constance!

    Matt, your birthday haiku is AWESOME!

  2. Aweee That was beautiful Matt!!!
    I’m happy that I’m lucky enough 2 know u both & Nyla

    I Love u guy’s!!!

  3. Beyond thank you for this. Indeed - the haiku IS awesome. Point of distinction: I suck at NEW math.

  4. Happy Birthday Constance!

    Here’s a song….just for you…today!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVg7mtgEqGY

  5. Happy Birthday Constance! Hope you have a wonderful Birthday. Sounds like Matt is trying hard to make it a special day for you. Kisses to Nola. She is so precious. Talk to you soon.

  6. Happy be-lated b-day C-Deezey!

  7. In catching up on your blog, I noticed that C’s favorite things include sardines? You think you know a person. This report made me think of you two. The saddest/funniest part b/c sardines do not entice me is one of the last lines when Peabody says how sad it is that “there will never ever be another Maine sardine ever.” Nola is hilarious. She makes the best faces. Enjoy your day!

  8. I forgot to add the report: http://marketplace.publicradio.org/display/web/2010/04/15/am-maine-closes-last-us-sardine-cannery/

    Now enjoy your day.

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