On Taking a Bite Out of Life (And Not Having to Spend the Next Hour Picking Life Out Of My Braces)
Nola now has 5-1/2 teeth. Every single one was a hard fought victory for the both of us. My back is excited for that 1/2 tooth to drive our tally up to a nice, even 6 (Nola demands an inordinate amount of arm time when cutting teeth).
On Saturday, I celebrated my own toothy victory. After 25 months of pain and juvenalia, my braces came a tumbling off.

If you take a closer look, you will see that the teeth that used to tilt north, south, east, west and every direction in between are now standing at attention. And honestly, there are so many of them. I mean, I know I have as many as I’m supposed to have, but seeing them all in a row for the first time makes me feel like I have about 4 more than the norm.
I mean, that’s a lot of teeth!

The first thing I ate was an apple followed by a carrot that had not been cut up into flimsy sticks. I followed that up with a small handful of Dots. What I love most, however, is all of the extra space my lips have. It’s like moving from a condo to a manor house inside my mouth.
Nola laughed when she saw them for the first time. She always had been fascinated with my braces, scratching at them and pulling at the rubber bands. So when I smiled at her, she looked up at me and just cracked up. She laughed all day Saturday every time I offered up my pearly whites for further study.
Once they get whitened (coffee, tea and braces don’t mix all that well unless you like having white squares in the center of your teeth), I will feel confident about my smile for the first time ever. So don’t be surprised if I look extra happy from here on out. I mean, I gave up $5000 dollars and two years of my life for this and I plan on flaunting it at every turn.
Filed under: Daddy Things, Nola Eleanor, Reinvention
I remember that feeling of being able to smack my lips together and eating corn on the cob once more… They look great. Enjoy your new fabulous smile!
Beautiful perfect smile, Matt. Worth every penny and all the pain.
You look very handsome Matt. I will be making you some peanut brittle soon. Love you!! Give Nola a kiss from me
Ahhh, I remember that feeling well.
You need to post some “before” pics to go with your “afters” — for those of us who are too lazy to go through your blog archives. You look so different!
Congratulations for making it through orthodontia. (^_^)
They look awesome! Braces are such a pain but so worth it. Congrats.
Gorgeous!! Full disclosure: I know from personal experience how hardwon that handsome smile is…
I wore braces for almost four years as a teenager. The retainer disappeared sometime around high school graduation. Fast forward some 30 years only to hear from my dentist that I had developed a problematic cross bite. Looking closely at my teeth I saw a terrible overbite had also developed. At 41 I took the plunge and signed up for another 24 months of orthodontia. I was such a great patient that the hardware and rubber bands came off 18 months in. Every night since I’ve worn my retainer religiously. I love my new smile!
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